|Three Blind Mice|
Charles Folkard 1927
The best we can do is have Wikipedia articles read to you. However, when people are to record articles, it means a lot of effort that gets you readings that do not get updated.
Ideally we would give you a TTS or Talk To Speech application. Funnily enough this is something we can give you on-line only for the Indic languages thanks to the Silpa TTS application called Dhvani.
It works for Gujurati, Hindi, Odiya among many others and it could be made into a MediaWiki extension.